When it gets dry and you wanna get high
I gotta clean them seeds just one more time

Granny wontcha smoke some, granny wontcha smoke some
Granny wontcha smoke some marijuana
Granny wontcha smoke some, granny wontcha smoke some
Granny wontcha smoke some marijuana

Now I used to sit around and sing about booze
Now I sing about whatever I use
Granny wontcha smoke some, granny wontcha smoke some
Granny wontcha smoke some marijuana
Granny wontcha smoke some, granny wontcha smoke some
Granny wontcha smoke some marijuana

Now you get the milk and I’ll get the cookies
We’ll get high and do the boogie

Granny wontcha smoke some, granny wontcha smoke some
Granny wontcha smoke some marijuana
Granny wontcha smoke some, granny wontcha smoke some
Granny wontcha smoke some marijuana

Hey Moe, light that bowl
Smoke it down short and eat the roach

Granny wontcha smoke some, granny wontcha smoke some
Granny wontcha smoke some marijuana
Granny wontcha smoke some, granny wontcha smoke some
Granny wontcha smoke some marijuana

Gramps sittin’ in the den smokin’ a Havana
Granny’s out lookin for some marijuana

Granny wontcha smoke some, granny wontcha smoke some
Granny wontcha smoke some marijuana
Granny wontcha smoke some, granny wontcha smoke some
Granny wontcha smoke some marijuana
Crying, down on my knees
Get away granny, get away please

Granny wontcha smoke some, granny wontcha smoke some
Granny wontcha smoke some marijuana
Granny wontcha smoke some, granny wontcha smoke some
Granny wontcha smoke some marijuana

Well we used to get high and listen to The Beatles
It ain’t much fun now that it’s legal

Granny wontcha smoke some, granny wontcha smoke some
Granny wontcha smoke some marijuana
Granny wontcha smoke some, granny wontcha smoke some
Granny wontcha smoke some marijuana