Oh, how many biscuits can you eat, this mornin’, this mornin’,
Oh, how many biscuits can you eat, this mornin’, this mornin’,
Oh, how many biscuits can you eat,
Forty-four biscuits and a ham o’ meat,
This mornin’, for breakfast, so soon.

Oh, when you see me lookin’ straight, this mornin’, this mornin’,
Oh, when you see me lookin’ straight, this mornin’, this mornin’,
Oh, when you see me lookin’ straight,
Come an’ a-git this biscuit plate
This mornin’, for breakfast, so soon.

Oh when you see me lookin’ mean, this mornin’, this mornin’,
Oh when you see me lookin’ mean, this mornin’, this mornin’,
Oh when you see me lookin’ mean,
Bacon an’ eggs had better be seen
This mornin’, for breakfast, so soon.

Oh, how many biscuits can you eat, this mornin’, this mornin’,
Oh, how many biscuits can you eat, this mornin’, this mornin’,
Oh, how many biscuits can you eat,
Forty-four biscuits and a ham o’ meat,
This mornin’, for breakfast, so soon.